Oh. Hell. Yeah!

This thing has Everything. Angus blend. Seriously!? What’s that? Short rib, brisket, and chuck (with green chilies) rolled into a party (autocorrected by Apple. Supposed to be patty. Apple knows what’s up).

Chipotle lime ketchup

Dijon mustard

Green chili cilantro mayo. I hate mayo, but this was decent.

Green tomato jalapeño relish.

Lettuce and tomato

Cheese, cheese, and more cheese.

The relish got me on the first bite. Not right away, because the slice of tomato got there first; but after the swallow, when everything is down, the relish reaches up and bitch-slaps the back of your tongue.

The fries were good. Not fresh-cut, but cooked properly: crispy on the outside, soft on the inside, but not mushy.