The wifey was all hot and bothered about going to KK because they had something going on “only today!!!!!!” So we HAD to go.
What was so special, you ask? They changed their glaze from that clear sugar concoction to chocolate. Very nice in concept.
“The light” was on! If you’ve never had Krispy Kreme, when they’re cranking out fresh glazed donuts, they have an enormous neon beacon in their front window that signals to everyone’s inner fat kid, “now is the time!”
We pull in to the drive through line and we’re stuck behind a person who don’t understand physics and has no spacial awareness. Ie, they refused to pull within ten feet of the car in front of them. Because the person six vehicles ahead of us was at the ordering sign for a good 8 or 9 minutes ordering what had to be the single largest batch of donuts ever ordered (or it was their first time in a drive through), this combination of drivers created a problem behind us for those trying to get out of their parking spaces. Long line and small parking lot.
We eventually made it to the order menu. Can’t understand a thing the box is saying to us. Do you remember Mike Meyers ordering at the drive through in Wayne’s World? Like that but with that static you get between radio stations.
I ordered a half dozen glazed specials. Get to the window, the kid says “dozen glazed?” 🤦♂️ no. Half. “Yeah, ok.” No receipt so I’m not sure what I paid for. I got a half dozen handed to me through the window. It was correct. -ish.
They were cold. The hot light was on. They were not. The wifey was disappointed. But she still loved the taste. I didn’t see the hype, but wifey wanted, so she got.