Perhaps the light has already gone out?
Fast food workers are demanding 10$ / hour for their time, yet they don’t take into account differentials in cost of living or taxes per city/region/state. It’s purely a union idea to get burger flippers to unionize.
Here’s a suggestion: be worth more than the $7.90 an hour you make now. More than that, just start with being worth $5 an hour. Sh!t, I’m asking way too much here. TRY WIPING THE SIDE OF THE CUP BEFORE YOU HAND IT TO ME THROUGH THE WINDOW!!! And, if it isn’t too much of an interruption of your texting on your cell phone, could you make sure the stinking LID IS SECURED TO THE CUP too, please!?!?